some ideas really should never fruition....they should never make it past the "talking it through" stage; ideas like couture for babies ("La Croix...baby spew...La Croix...baby spew"), water with added caffeine (caffiene dehydrates you...what's the point of adding it to water?), shows like Cop Rock, and George Bush Sr's failure to pull out.another such bad idea is attempting to set up friends.
remember Cunty? i've mentioned her before in other posts; but a few months ago, she and her long term boyfriend broke up. she's now looking to date again. coincidentally, stephen has an acquaintance at work (a young latin doctor) who's also just broken up with his long term girlfriend. thinking that no woman in her right mind would turn down a cute, young, latin doctor and no cute, young, latin doctor would turn down a beautiful and successful italian girl,
after talking both parties up to the other, he called her last night to disastrous results. getting the story second from Cunty herself, it started out ok. they exchanged vitals and talked about their not too distant relationships. then, apparently there was a lull, and it all blew up. he told her that he had five questions he needed to ask before they met:
#1 Do you like sex?
#2 What was the last book you read?
#3 Name 5 things in your bedroom.
#4 What sort of dynamic do you have with your father?
#5 Do you smoke pot?
strangely enough, i understand what he was going for; it was an ice-breaker/getting-to-know-you exercise. i get it, i just think it's bizarre. if you want to know those sort of things, you work them into the conversation, you don't play the home version of Family Feud. it was all downhill from there when, finding that she didn't have a similar list to ask him, he began to spout off random facts like that he's "married to" his mother, he loves sex with women (especially tasting them) and that he masturbates when he smokes.
mortified does not even begin to explain how i felt. suffice to say, this was not a love connection.
***2:25 pm Update***
for those of you who feel Dr. Feelgood got a bad rap, can i pass along his e-mail address to you?
6 comments:
that's awesome!
sorry to hear you were mortified, however it did make me laugh out loud at work so it's not _all_ bad :)
the doctor sounds dreamy.
what's the problem with the girl?
she doesn't like direct conversation? does she need to be handled with kid gloves for everything?
personally, if she finds a man who is direct a 'put off' then she deserves what she has...an ex-boyfriend.
I don't think the doc was out of line. His work is with direct questions and honest answers. Is Cunty (as you call her) used to lies and games?
1) Yes I like sex. But it would be better if you were with me!
2) The last book I read was HER WAY (biography of Hillary Clinton)
3) 1) bed 2) computer 3) tv 4) sterio 5) sex toys
4) My father & I speak 1 - 2 X a week. Is that dynamic?
5) Absolutely (with/without masturbating)
See no harm. No judgements. No prissy girls to judge.
See if I were straight, i'd go for the Muy Caliente doctor. ay!!
but seriously, it is 2007. if sex isn't part of the conversation - you ain't worth paying dinner for.
Why aren't more men like the doc? I hate trying to figure out important details through vague questions and answers.
[1] Yes. Why? Are you going to change my answer?
[2] Currently reading "The Good Neighbor" by Jay Quinn, but I just finished "A Study in Scarlet" (a Sherlock Holmes novel) by Arthur Conan Doyle.
[3] Bed, dresser, nightstand, and bookcase; as well as an assortment of art adorning the walls.
[4] No relationship to speak of.
[5] Nope, and your ass better not think of doing it, either.
Oh, and if I end up moving to NYC for the new year, I may take you up on the offer for the doc's #.
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