Test Day: Does this Make Me Bi-Polar?

You Should Be A Gemini

What's good about you: witty and energetic, you're simply the most fun to be around What's bad about you: you're flighty - losing interest in people and projects quickly In love: you enjoy the "honeymoon phase," but after that it's hard for you to stick around In friendship, you're: likely to have many groups of friends, with many different interests Your ideal job: mime, guru, or cartoonist Your sense of fashion: casual and simple You like to pig out on: fast food, especially burritos

What Sign Should You Be?

Star Struck Pt. 7: Mmmmm-Hm

Leo: The way you put an outfit together will get people talking, happily you have the personality to live up to the buzz.

see? "outfit". the stars know.

Star Struck Pt. 6: That's Cold

Leo: Many friends like your enthusiasm, but some are turned off the noise; can you be happy, but quiet, that's the question!

Leo: Catch up on corresponding with people you've neglected; call, email or send a greeting card; you'll lift a few spirits.

regular readers of my scribblings can expect a SomeEcard (except for the ones for whom i do not have an e-mail address).
everyone else should become a regular reader.

Star Struck Pt. 5: Once Again, the Universe Plays Bitchslap the Leo

Leo: Why ask everyone you see their opinion when you've already decided you're going to do exactly what you want in the end?

if it wasn't so dead-on-balls accurate, i'd be really offended.

Sometimes I Swear I'm Adopted 2: Today's Horoscope

Leo: Festering over an upsetting phone call or letter distracts you from what you really need to be doing, get an action plan!

Star Struck Pt. 4

Leo: Find a different source of style inspiration; the one you were following is no longer appropriate for the current you!

translation: bitch, them jeans is too tight. buy a mumu and head back to weight watchers. 5 pounds since the wedding? please!

or

what's with the superhero t-shirts and the bootcut jeans? you ain't 21 anymore. grow up.

the universe hates leos. i'm feeling insecure, old and fat.
is it obvious?

Star Struck Pt. 2

Leo: You'll be saying thanks over and over again starting today as all your friends and fans begin plans for a long celebration.

now that is a horoscope.

*snap*

Star Struck

Leo: What holds you back is your impulse to speak out of turn; listen up, keep your mouth closed and your eyes open.

is that not the most cunty horoscope you've ever read? do they know who i am? you do not talk that way to a Leo.

**folds arms and scowls**

I'm Sure These Are Completely Unrelated

Leo:Though it will be hard, you've got to stay calm and keep yourself from losing it when things get weird today. If you can keep it together, things will start to get really good really soon.

so, i had a dream last night that the big boss (we'll call him Zeus, since that's who he reminds me of when he's on a tirade) called me into the office and proceeded to scream at me beacuse TNG is still not trained properly. he wanted to know how it was possible that after three weeks he still doesn't know anything, and why i didn't go over Cunty and Brainy's heads and tell him, directly, what a terrible job i think TNG is doing. in the dream i got so angry and frustrated that i started to cry, which made Zeus yell louder and me get more frustrated.

Che`?

Even your best friend won't be making much sense today -- it's like everyone is speaking a foreign language. Try to just accept the confusion and wait a few days for things to clear up.


Great. i have enough trouble understanding English. **rubs temples** i mean i speak a little Italian and can understand some basic Spanish. Is German that hard? forget Japanese. Oooh! Icelandic! Bjork has prepared me for that! does anyone have a Babel Fish?

"Words are useless, especially sentences. they don't stand for anything"~ Bedtime Stories (Madonna/Bjork)

Look to the Stars

Leo: If you've been worrying about your future, take a deep breath, a solution is close at hand as good friends come to your aid.

well, thank Cher for that! but could my horoscope be any more vague? "close at hand"? where the hell is that? and how long do i have to wait? i am totally worrying about the future. there's so much happening right now that i'd be as brain-dead as dingbat not to be worried...

the wedding is almost a year away and we still need to find a DJ, limo, and florist. we've almost booked the Celebrant, but the ceremony is only a bare-bones skeleton that needs to be worked out and blocked in the hall. speaking of the hall, we've yet to pick a menu or even sample their wares. i'm still hunting for poetry or song lyrics (though i am very partial to K's suggestion). then there's the music during the ceremony, i haven't even thought about that. money is still an issue, i'm not entirely sure we'll have saved enough to have the small amenities and things that i would like to have. i'm having a hard time recognizing whether we're going to be Simple/Classy or Cheap/Ghetto. i'm still kinda hazy on when the invitations go out, not that it really matters because we haven't picked any out yet.
i'll be honest, that despite yesterday's post, i am worried that i'm going to look like Hindenberg bobbing down the aisle; i'm convinced that formal wear makes me look huge and i don't think i can handle that. stephen's on weight watchers and somehow i lost, like, 7 pounds and then gained back 3. i know it sounds incredibly shallow but i'd really like to be somewhere under 200 lbs by next october. these cheez-its that i've been scarfing down (in lieu of lunch) aren't gonna make my ass any smaller are they? no i didn't think so.
**sigh** the icing on the whole cake is that my brother has stopped speaking to me because i'm not having him in the ceremony as my "best man". ironically, i had to be told that he wasn't talking to me by my mom. apparently i've been getting the cold shoulder for a few weeks now. **shrug**
i need a cigarette or a martini.
no. bad idea! martini's are too high in calories and i don't smoke...

"I don't think art is propaganda; it should be something that liberates the soul, provokes the imagination and encourages people to go further. It celebrates humanity instead of manipulating it."~Keith Haring