When stephen and i 1st met, he was living in a 1 bedroom walk-up in Forest Hills, Queens. He was sandwiched in between his landlord, a cantankerous old Greek Man with advanced Parkinson's Disease, lived above him and a sexy red headed chain smoking IT guy, in the basement apartment below. The morning after the 1st night i slept at his place (read: our 2nd date), i was woken up by the sound of somebody being choked to death, somewhere in the apartment. this prompted me to sit up in bed, waking Stephen up, and asking "What the fuck is happening"? his reply was, "oh, that's just bob", the downstairs neighbor. it seems that bob, despite being in his late thirties, had never quite developed the ability to brush his teeth without gagging. the sound of him being strangled is one that became quite familiar with over the year that stephen continued to live in his apartment and after a while i learned to sleep through it. i'll admit, it was very strange when i'd see him in front of the house, smoking; it's hard not to picture someone gagging on their toothbrush.
the reason i bring this up is because yesterday, while in the men's room, i heard the same gagging noise as a co-worker (whom i do not know) was brushing his teeth at one of the many sinks*. he, too, was a guy in his late 30's and it sounded like he was being slowly strangled under the running faucet. it surprises the hell out of me that one could reach such an age and perform a task at least once a day for at least 20 years and still not be able to surpress their natural reflex but, asking around, i found out that this is not an uncommon occurrance. i know at least 2 other people who have the same problem...and yes, one of them is an avowed cocksucker. when pressed, they're not sure why they gag, but they do.
i'm intrigued to know how many other people out there can't brush their teeth without gagging and whether or not it affects their ability to give good head...
*the fact that guys use the men's room as their personal washroom boggles my mind, but that's a post for another time.
4 comments:
Well, we know which side his bread is buttered on sexually in bed, don't we? He's going to have to work on that reflex!
for me to know and you to find out...
No gagging problem around these parts.
Wow, I won't be able to fart at a urinal in your presence and now I can't gag myself while brushing my teeth.
Sometimes I gag myself brushing my teeth but it's from brushing my tongue. Or, rather the far back of my tongue and it tickles and I giggle gag.
Cock doesn't have that effect.
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