If I'm Your Zaan, Would You Be My Jayna?

seriously though, it almost makes me wish i had a twin sister...or any sister, for that matter...

For Magenta Sequins (Because She Asked)

available here

No Wonder

Jenn: That's a great t-shirt!

CawfeeGuy: thanks! i'd been looking for a Wonder Woman shirt that wasn't really girly or feminine, y'know?

Bri-the-Pie-Guy: still looking, huh?

I Bought a T-Shirt*...Does That Count?

seriously though, i'm gonna go after work. i swear on my Cher doll!
sweet mother of eve arden, people, i know this is important...i've read about it on (almost) all your blogs!

*you can get your t-shirt here.

Shirt Woot Knows

On the Upside

if there's one advantage to working like sicilian olive picker, from dusk till dawn, it's the gobs of overtime i'm being paid. today being payday, and in light of having lost 6 (yes six)DS games on the bus, the other day, i treated myself to a shirt from Shirt Woot. sorry, sweetie...i'll throw out either my B-52's 2000 tour or my "Girls Have Cooties" shirts to make room.

"You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity"

Do y'think that these shirts (click pic to enlarge) are too...i dunno..."sixteen year old girl"? 'cuz i'm not gonna lie...i'm tempted to buy one...

c'mon, with Valentines Day right around the corner, don't you wanna tell the world whether you're in blissfully coupled or screwed by love?

Gay-Middle-Aged Mutant Average CawfeeGuys

the hottest shirt ShirtWoot has ever had.

i missed it the 1st time they had it on sale, but caught on the Day-of-Reckoning Rebound.

sorry honey, i'll throw out one of my old t's to make room...i swear...

Irony Pt. 2

t-shirt woot has this in theirmost recent derby:

i hope it eventually makes its way to the top of the list, 'cuz i'd wear it with aplomb.

and no i can't read what it says; i had to ask stephen. i thought it was a joke, but apparently the joke is on me. if you can't read it either, then let me know so i can bask in the solidarity.

Speaking of T-Shirts...

is $35 too much to spend on one?

the Older I Get the More Juvenile I Feel Pt. 2

next payday i'm buying this from CafePress:

if this means absolutely nothing to you, then i pity you...yes me, the guy with the brown shoes and black belt.

i've no idea when i became "t-shirt guy", it just sorta happened.

the Older I Get the More Juvenile I Feel

my latest purchase from Amazon.com:


the Kiss Me I Have Super Powers shirt arrived looking considerably darker blue ("royal", instead of "distressed baby blue") and the Say No to Kryptonite shirt is alot more vividly green, than they appear online, but i'm still relatively happy with my purchase. i'm sure after a couple of washings they'll fade.

now if only i can find a suitable Wonder Woman t-shirt and that Hawkman shirt (for under $30) i'll be all set...

(ps. sorry MS that this post isn't more meaty or lengthy; i'm just not...inspired at the moment)

Every Year...

it's July.
that means my birthday's coming again (on july 31st).
the BIG Three-One.

i do feel a little older than last year, a little wiser, a little slimmer. Thirty-one isn't nearly the big deal that thirty was. i don't mind it as much.

now, i've already had a couple of people ask me what i want for my birthday and rather than say, "aw nothing! just to spend time with you is enough for me", and since we didn't register for the wedding, i'm putting it all down on a convenient list. i hope you appreciate my greed coupled with diligence.

i'm old goddammit, just make me happy before i die:


Absolutely Fabulous Season 1 and/or 2 on DVD: i gotta have my Patsy and Edina. it's been too long, and i can't deal with the old VHS copies i got from Jenn when i turned the big Two-One (i like the symmetry of this, don't you?).

t-shirts: think back a couple of weeks and you'll know which ones. i don't mind dupes; a boy can't have too many Aquaman or Green Lantern shirts. there's also the Militant Homosexual look, too (check out Cafe Press) or just good ole fashioned queer (again...Cafe Press).

books: is it a coincidence that my birthday and Harry Potter's birthday are the same day? no. it's a sign that somebody who loves me should buy me the new book which comes out every year or so on or around my birthday. there are a ton of other books out there that i'm looking for, the new Tales of the City (sorry BL, i can't bring myself to buy it, and deprive someone an easy gift ), and Robert Rodi has a new novel out When You Were Me. honestly if you go to Alibris. i've made it quite easy for you.

gift cards: always the right color and size; Best Buy, Starbucks, Target or Amex fit the best, though.

is it greedy? maybe.

is it tacky? possibly.

but, this list is coming on July 5th, after having about 3 hours of sleep (between the fireworks and the huge thunderstorm afterward) i'm feeling a little testy and vulnerable.

i'm sure i'll remove it when i'm in a better frame of mind...

24 Pounds, Baby!

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Reason #1 Why I Have Bad Credit

i have the impulse control of a 3 year old.

thanks to MS, i am now completely addicted to Zazzle and have beem creating t-shirts, mugs and things for the last 3 days. here's the best of the bunch (click to see them larger)...



i'm pretty sure they violate all kinds of copyright laws, and i could probably get in alot of trouble just by posting them here, but they're cute, right? this is the most creative thing i've done since...well...ever. if i could stuff cash into my computer tower (like a Coke machine), i'd have bought them all already.

see, no impulse control.

All the World is Waiting for You

i'm on a superhero t-shirt kick, lately. i have these..

but Wonder Woman is the only one, i don't have, that i really want.

oh, maybe Hawkman, too...

but, can a guy wear a Wonder Woman t-shirt without looking like a total sissy?