"Call Me, Butt Love.."

bottoms get a bad wrap.

think about it: how many gay guys do you know want to be known as a Bottom? there's such a stigma in the Community attached to being a bottom that the average "Fag on 14th Street" denies his (her?) bottomhood like Ronald Reagan in the 80's. what's the big deal about taking it up the butt? why is it seen as such negative thing?

it seems that we have it in our heads that to be fucked up the ass automatically means that you're a docile, submissive, powerless faggot and who the hell wants to be seen as that, right? wrong. follow me on this: unless you're in either prison (mmmm Oz) or the wilds of Alabama (cue "Dueling Banjos" from Deliverance), guys rarely get fucked in the ass without their consent. Tops can stick out their chests and swear they're the ones in control all they want, but at the end of the day being a bottom is like being Steve Rubell at Studio 54: you ain't gettin' into this party unless I say you're getting in. who's got the control now?

i mean, if you really think about it logically, bottoms are as necessary to the Community as Drag Queens*: without bottoms where would all the tops stick their dicks?

Imagine if you will, what would happen if all the bottoms went on strike and refused to take it up the butt from their Holier than Thou brethren, till their rightful place in the Community is recognized. think of what would happen: the sexual tension that would build, while all the bottoms stood their ground (gettin their butt-lovin solo thanks to the wonders of silicon and Wet Platinum), till the average Chelsea bar would look like Spike's Ultimate Fighting Championship (ooh wow...i think i need a minute alone)...

so the next time someone asks you if you're a Top or Bottom, don't tell them you're Versatile**. raise your head high, stick your ass out and proudly tell them that you're the glue that keeps Community together: a Power Bottom.

*that's not as redundant as it sounds, it's a common misconception that all Drag Queens are bottoms. i personally happen to know quite a few...okay ONE... Drag Queen who's a top

** it's universally know that versatile is code for bottom with 5 o'clock shadow (it's like telling your friends you're "Bi" 'cuz you kissed little Suzy behind the monkey bars in 2nd grade)

"Ladies and gentlemen, fresh from 45 minutes of butt-robics I give you: my ass"~ Will & Grace (Jack McFarland)