a Chinese restaurant in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. CawfeeGuy and CawfeeMate are having dinner with CawfeeMate's extended family to celebrate Nana's 200th* birthday. CG and CM are off to the side at the "kids table" populated, mostly, by CM's cousins, whose ages range between 21 and 32, and their spouses and their kids. CG is sitting next to the 25 year old, married since April, stunning, 5' tall wife of CM's 26 year old 6'11", built-like-a-brick-shithouse NYPD cop cousin; they've been chatting aimiably for some time till...
Stunning Brooklyn Bride (holding up a straw mushroom): wow this mushroom looks like...hee heeSBB: yeah! it's a perfect penis!
CG: um...it's not exactly perfect.
SBB: why?
CG: 'perfect' is alot bigger, sweetie.
SBB (guffaws):ohmygawd you're right! imagine if i really thought it was perfect? that wouldn't say alot for him (pointing to her husband).
*actually i think it was her 96th, but after #90 who can really keep track?
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