this bad boy comes with a remote control, a light, and will wash, dry, fluff and fold you for the bargain price of almost $500. did you get that? $500 for a fucking toilet seat (i guess these are what they use in the military). honestly, when Stephen told me he wanted one i thought he was joking, but it turned out he wasn't. his "dream bathroom" comes complete with one of these and as long as i can turn it off, i'm fine with it. i mean, i don't think i'd be able to stand the shock of a late night stumble into the bathroom, followed by the shock of being hit with a Super Soaker...
Friday, January 23, 2009
Sit Yo Ass Down...
as i've mentioned, the huz and i are re-doing our master bathroom (i use the term very loosely, as the bathroom in question is, roughly, the size of large phonebooth). we're going whole hog on this endeavour; top to bottom, tiles to high-hats. i won't bore you with all the details (yet), but wanted to discuss, at least to me, the pinnacle of ridiculousness luxury: the bidet toilet seat.
this bad boy comes with a remote control, a light, and will wash, dry, fluff and fold you for the bargain price of almost $500. did you get that? $500 for a fucking toilet seat (i guess these are what they use in the military). honestly, when Stephen told me he wanted one i thought he was joking, but it turned out he wasn't. his "dream bathroom" comes complete with one of these and as long as i can turn it off, i'm fine with it. i mean, i don't think i'd be able to stand the shock of a late night stumble into the bathroom, followed by the shock of being hit with a Super Soaker...
this bad boy comes with a remote control, a light, and will wash, dry, fluff and fold you for the bargain price of almost $500. did you get that? $500 for a fucking toilet seat (i guess these are what they use in the military). honestly, when Stephen told me he wanted one i thought he was joking, but it turned out he wasn't. his "dream bathroom" comes complete with one of these and as long as i can turn it off, i'm fine with it. i mean, i don't think i'd be able to stand the shock of a late night stumble into the bathroom, followed by the shock of being hit with a Super Soaker...
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They keep your "bottom" clean.
pun intended.
but they really do, I've used them.
I bet there's a sensory experience in there that you haven't considered yet.
You might not want to get off the pot, once you're on it.
I WANT ONE TOO! Looks cool. If it's like the loo's they have in Japan then there is indeed a sensory experience in there that you haven't considered yet ;-)
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