"Do you hear that sound? That's your yarn...it's crying"~ Magenta Sequins

Friday, September 12, 2008

Irony: Not Just the Opposite of Wrinkly

Older Staten Island Guy Co-Worker: are you sure you don't want a zeppole (from the san gennaro feast)?
CawfeeGuy: um...yeah...thanks though.
OSIGCW: what about a fried oreo?
CG: a what..?
OSIGCW: deep fried oreo...they're really good.
CG: um...thanks but no. i'm pretty sure i won't be able to find the point value for that.
OSIGCW: c'mon!
CG: hey, weren't you telling me that you had major heart problems, like 2 years ago?
OSIGCW: yeah, i had 4 arteries replaced.
CG: oh.

2 comments:

Thomas said...

Have you ever had fried coke, or fried pepsi. pretty good stuff.

travelling, but not in love said...

Deep fried Oreos...in Scotland they do a mean deep fried mars bar, or even a snickers. Quite amazing but only the first bite. After that it's guaranteed to make you heave....

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