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Thursday, February 28, 2008

It's an Insult I Tell You

on my way into the office i stopped at "the Man in the Box" who sells coffee outside our building.

he's got this little 4 x 4 steel shack from which he sells coffee, donuts, rolls, etc. for the longest time, it was the best "brown coffee" (read: American coffee, as opposed to "black coffee" which is espresso) in the area; dark, flavorful, and strong. it was also reasonably cheap at $1.25 for a large. i'd go there every morning and get the same thing: a large coffee, dark and sweet (read: a little bit of milk with alot of sugar). the guy who worked there (hunky young latin fellow with an ass you could serve drinks on) knew my drink; i didn't even have to speak (which is worth more than gold to me, 1st thing in the morning). it was wonderful; i'd get my one cup of coffee on the way in from the subway and another with the coffee klatsch. while i was on Weight Watchers, i tapered off to the one cup with the klatsch, except on wednesdays when i would treat myself to a Starbuck's latte.

a few months ago, something changed; the hunky young latin guy (who i found out was the owner's grandson) wasn't there anymore. his father (far more latin and incredibly un-hunky...actually he's quite scary) took over. the coffee got lighter and more expensive ($1.40). the worst part: he didn't know me. i had to tell him my order every time. it was almost painful.

anyway...back to this morning...
i asked for a large coffee, dark and sweet.
he handed me my bag.
i paid.
i came inside to my desk.
i took one sip and almost gagged.
all that's in the cup is milk and sugar.
barely a suggestion of coffee.

i haven't drank coffee this way since i'm 4 years old.
this is why people frequent Starbucks and other big chains...the coffee is always the same.
this is no way to start a day.

3 comments:

travelling, but not in love said...

How can a sweet coffe with a drop of milk, served by a latin lovely with a cute ass NOT be a great way to start the day? It could only be better if he were serving it to me in my own home and I didn't have to get out of bed to go to work...!

Shame he's gone. Shame his dad makes lousy coffee.

I hate the big chains for many reasons, but their coffee is always good. Damn those evil corporate monstrosities. Damn them. But enjoy their coffee....

A Lewis said...

It's funny, because someone recently blogged about HATING to go to places where they know your name and exactly how you take your coffee. And now, THIS...your post. I do have to say, that huge amounts of cream and sugar are how my Grandma started me out on what she called "Cowboy Coffee." A post should be coming soon!

CawfeeGuy said...

lewis...honestly that's how i STARTED drinking coffee when i was very small; my mom would put coffee in a saucepan on the stove and gradually heat it up with sugar and milk...by the time i was 10, though i was drinking it with less and less milk in it. since college, i take it borderline-black.

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