totally not having it today...
i got shampoo in my eye this morning and it's still burns...my lips split right in the corner so every time i laugh, speak, smile, or frown it is incredibly painful. why they're chapped, considering the amount of water i drink in a day, is beyond me.
yes, i'm whiny and bitchy and just in a foul mood.
piss off.
3 comments:
You know what happens when you get shampoo in your eye? It BUUUURNSSSS! (A "Trick" reference for those not in the know.)Sorry, don't mean to make fun at your expense, just hoping to make you smile. Sorry for all the negative today. When I win the lottery tonight, I'll send you a male nurse...
**scowls** (OW!)
only if he looks like Colton Ford
**Smiles** (OW!!!!)
If you'd lay off kissing the boys so much, the lips would stay intact.
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