"Do you hear that sound? That's your yarn...it's crying"~ Magenta Sequins

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Reason #212 Why I Can't Stand Children

toys usually aren't deadly; kids are just stupid, and the really stupid ones are fucking up the world for the rest of them.

it happened with Weebles (stupid kids putting the egg shaped toys in their mouths and choking, prompting Hasbro to make them bigger, more ungainly and considerably less fun) and now it's happening with Magnetix.

if your kid is young enough that they put everything in their mouth, they shouldn't have this toy! furthermore, if you're such an irresponsible parent (or your child is so dumb that he/she/it is still going through his/her/its oral stage at the age of 7+), i say let the little idiot suffer. guaranteed it'll be the last time he/she/it swallows anything that isn't food and the last time you give them something the size of a Good N Plenty to play with.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol! That is so evil.

(But you're probably right).

Nichaashi said...

Right on. Let 'em choke.

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