a Steaming Hot Cuppa CawfeeGuy

for those of you who don't have a television, radio, internet access or access to newspapers or weekly magazines: It's Hot as Satan's Asshole in New York Fucking City. temperatures have not left the high 90's in over 2 weeks. it's gotten so bad that the borough of Queens was plunged into a blackout for over a week, and my area of Staten Island has had blackouts of an hour or more every night since last wednesday.
as if the heat wasn't bad enough, we are bombarded by the media telling us how fucking hot it is. The New York Daily News, the New York Metro and AM New York have all been running front pages like this for over a week. thanks alot fellas, the old people passing out on the side walk and out melting shoe soles aren't enough of a tip off. clearly there is nothing else happening in the tri-state area or the rest of the country that commands this kind of attention.

"According to the Kinsey report/ev'ry average man you know/much prefers to play his favorite sport/when the temperature is low/but when the thermometer goes way up/and the weather is sizzling hot/Mister Adam for his madam is not/cause it's too too/it's too darn hot"~ Too Darn Hot (Cole Porter)