As many of you may know, before i started working in the wonderful world of Corporate America, i worked in a now defunct men's clothing store for several years (ok it was almost 10). it was truly the college job that did not end. while there, i encountered many, many different and all around bizzare people. one such person was a girl named Angela.
angela was a truly nice person. very rough around the edges (in that Staten Island "My Cousin Vinny" kinda way), she was still a very giving person. Unfortunately, she was also dumber than most household appliances. it was very easy to outwit her, and even easier to just plain confuse the poor dear. common sense was not her strong suit and book learning rated almost as high on her list of virtues as tolerence does on David Duke's.
anyhoo, one day she and i decided to order in lunch from Applebees. I asked her if she wanted to split an order of Buffalo wings. she looked at me as though i asked her to become Louie Anderson's piggy bottom scat queen. When i asked her what was wrong, she told me that there was no way in hell that she would ever eat buffalo. I asked her if she was serious. She was. Apparently, she couldn't think of eating from such a horrid and dirty animal. By this time the store manager had come over and asked her where on the buffalo the wings are. she couldn't think of where, but she knew she wasn't eating them. it was truly one of the best moments i'd ever had while working there.
"I wanted to be an actor because I thought I could meet queers"~ Sir Ian McKellen
2 comments:
Wow, she was Jessica Simpson before her time...
no...honestly she made Jessica Simpson look like Socrates.
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