He loses his keys, he loses his wallet, he loses money, he loses jewelry, he loses umbrellas, he loses books, he loses cell phones, he loses EVERYTHING; all the time. Ok...Maybe that's harsh. it's more fair and accurate to say that he "misplaces" things for extended periods of time. All the afformentioned items almost always turn up...eventually. sometimes it takes a few minutes, sometimes hours, sometimes weeks. See, as smart as he is, and lemme tell you that man is indisputably SM-ART, is as absent minded as he is. He's left the remote control for the stereo in the kitchen for hours at a time, left his wallet in the car for days, etc. again: these things always turn up, it's just a question of when...usually it's either right before or right after the credit cards are cancelled or item is replaced.
The most recent victim is the iPod nano
Anyway, with Christmas right around the corner,
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Now, wasn't there a fairly recent post of yours where you'd also lost something very important?
Are you a pair of losers?
if you mean this one, read again...i just THOUGHT i lost it.
I dated a guy that lost everything too. I am anal rententive and everything has to have a home to return to. I have to admit, I got hot headed a few times over wallets lost out in public and such. I believe murder is what was on my mind. But that's me, you're obviously much more patient than I'm capeable of.
Ok. No one else seems disturbed by something in this posting so I have to point it out. Now, I'm ALL for domesticity and all the wonderful things that go with it, but have you really turned into THAT person?? The person who buys gifts for their significant other for FATHER'S DAY under the guise of the DOG???
I love you more than life itself, but that my darling, is R-E-T-A-R-T-E-D!!!!
Ask Doreen. Im sure she agrees :-P
hmmm brand new green iPod soon befalling a loser. MMGL loves green. *plans pilfering trip to the north-country*
RC: i'm patient as long a it doesn't affect me. when/if he loses something of mine or somehting like, say, THE CAR then we'll see how patient i am...
JM: oh stifle yerself, mary. go walk your fish.
thomas: if you can find it...you can keep it...
Why not get him a LARGER ipod, and by larger, I mean physically larger, so it's more difficult to lose.
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