the time: yesterday, around 10:30-ish
the place: the Starbucks in Staten Island's only Target
the players: yours truly, stephen and a line of patrons waiting for caffination.
the story:
after being shamelessly cruised and flirted with by a straight girl patron and then paying for my iced latte`, stephen and i were chit chatting and watching the young lady pull the espresso shots. Suddenly, there was a thud behind me. i turn around to see a man, on his knees in front of a woman.
Man on His Knees (to Female Companion): WHY ARE YOU TORMENTING ME LIKE THIS!?!
his Female Companion blinks, blushes & looks terribly embarassed
CawfeeGuy: she's your wife.
line of people laughs
MoHK: is it that obvious?
CG: um yeah...she has you on your knees.
1 comment:
what a waste of a man...
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