in the interest of brevity, slight paraphrasing and time compression, has been added by the author.
Co-Worker #1: what's the weather like in Arkansas?
Co-Worker #2: i dunno. ask CawfeeGuy, he knows pointlesss facts like that...
CawfeeGuy (after Googling): well the average temperature is 93 in July, 50 iin January, etc.
CW#1: that's not too bad.
CG: i'd imagine it's pretty humid though, so close to the Mississippi River and being in the south and all.
Recently Demoted Supervisor: New Orleans is gross, hot and sticky; it's disgusting.
CG: that's Louisiana, we're talking Arkansas.
Merlin: CG, you're moving to Arkansas?
CG: yes, Merlin; 'cuz there's no better place in America for two gay guys and their Yorkie than south of the Mason-Dixon line. Maybe we can start our own parade!
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Come to Richmond, we have dogs here... and US.
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