interior: Staten Island University Hospital
Two trashy "Staten Island" women and a man dressed obviously like a doctor, board a downward elevator already occupied by an adorably handsome Bear couple.
Trashy Staten Island Woman #1 (to Trashy Staten Island Woman #2): did you press "2"?
Trashy Staten Island Woman #2: i thought you did!
Doctor: i got it. (presses button)
TSIW#1: you did that very well.
Dr: Um...thanks..?
TSIW#1: (with undisguised sincerity) you would've made an excellent elevator operator.
Dr: uh..um...
Adorably Handsome Bear #1: well...in case this whole "doctor thing" doesn't work out, you've got something to fall back on.
TSIW#1: i really think you missed your calling.
the elevator stops, the doors open, and both women exit.
the Doctor stares at the women in amazement. the doors close.
Adorably Handsome Bear #2: think of all those sleepless nights you wasted, studying.
all three men laugh.
2 comments:
HA! This struck me funny because I visited a friend in the hospital the other day and I couldn't find room 511. I ended up turning a doctor into a tour guide of the hospital. *mostly cause he was adorable, but also cause I was lost.* Thanks.
Pure class. Nice to know the doctor has something to fall back on that isn't one of the handsome bears....
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