Me: So, I'm sorry i was so self-absorbed this week, that I never got to ask how your non-date was last week with your neighbor...
Uber-Fabulous Carrie Bradshaw meets Helen from Kissing Jessica Stein friend: not so great.
I'm 95% sure he didn't leave any kind of tip at dinner (who does that?!) and l---h made me have 'the talk' before we hit it again and well... that went well... not. I had to hear all this whining about the ex-fiance and how hard it is blah blah blah and we're good as friends blah blah blah and I'm all 'friends who eff?'
and he's all 'yes but tonight I feel fat and bloated and I'm going home'
and I'm all, 'you take me to dinner on a saturday night, don't let me pay, and you're not gonna put out?! sheesh.'
Me: ROFLMAO. That is AWESOME in a TOTALLY Flip-Side/Alternate Universe kinda way. "I feel fat"? what straight guy has EVER told a sure thing "I can't tonight...i feel chubby"?
UFCBMHFKJSF: AND BLOATED - don't forget bloated - between that and the tip thing I am totally turned off. I am glad my lack of sex life could provide you with some Friday laughs. Whatever.
Me: I'm laughing WITH you. Btw: would it peeve you immensely if I posted this convo on my blog?
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