"Do you hear that sound? That's your yarn...it's crying"~ Magenta Sequins

Friday, August 28, 2009

Test Day: It's Not Easy




Your Love is Green



When you love someone, it's a very rational process. You love with your head first.

Love is all about fitting a person into your life. You can't love unless the situation is just right.



You are an ideal partner in romantic relationships. You try to be as caring, loyal, and forgiving as possible.

You take love seriously, and you don't give up on a commitment. You don't need a ring to stay with someone through thick and thin.

does anyone else find it ironic that i'm colorblind and can't see green?

Test Day: Well, That Ain't My Shoe Size...




You Act Like You Are 29 Years Old



You are a twenty-something at heart. You feel like an adult, and you're optimistic about life.

You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.



You're still figuring out your place in the world and how you want your life to shape up.

The world is full of possibilities, and you can't wait to explore many of them.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Kindle My Timbers Pt 5

this is the last one i'm posting, i promise...

It's my own, personal, Gay Library of Congress.

Kindle Me Timbers Pt. 4

CawfeeGuy & the Beanstalk

Baby Blues

pick yourself up off the floor*, gentle reader. i do not, i repeat not, want a child. i'm simply feeling a pang of melancholy because almost all my straight friends are popping out kids (some are two deep) or on their way to getting knocked up (by way of impending nuptials which, usually, result in a kid). as you know, i am not a fan of children, for more than 20 minutes at a clip (with 1 or two exceptions).

this leaves me on the outside of another social circle**. my friends can't "come out and play", as readily as they used to. meetings, which are already over-scheduled because of work and other social obligations, need to be further scheduled around bathtimes, feeding and other mommy/daddy duties. gone are the days when you can call up Couple X, Y and/or Z and invite them to dinner or brunch or even a movie, and it sucks***.

selfish? hell yeah. jealous? maybe. childish? absolutely.

this is why i'll never have kids of my own; i don't think CawfeeMate could handle two.

*i know you were knocked off your chair from the combined shock of 2 posts in 2 days and a title which may suggest my longing for a child of my own

** a friend, recently, did not invite CawfeeMate and I to her 2nd child's christening. she said that they were keeping it very small and making it family only, but as much as i try to to believe her, i can't help but feel it's because we're not part of the Mommy/Daddy Club.

***i'm not judging or pointing fingers or being all passive aggresive or anything like that. i totally respect that being a parent is a valid lifestyle choice; and yes, my life is busy, too. it's hard squeezing in a social life into two days a week under the best of circumstance, but adding another person into the mix (one who can't drive, drink, pay, or cut their own food) makes it even more difficult.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Kindle Me Timbers Pt. 3

the next best thing about Kindle? Customizable skins.



(this is my little tribute to the Pet Shop Boys).
you can make them for iPods, computers, Kindles, bluetooth headsets...
let the madness begin.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Kindle Me Timbers Pt. 2

As expected, the huz was completely taken with the idea of Amazon's Kindle and surprised me with one for my birthday (he also told anyone and everyone to get me Amazon giftcards to load it up with books). i'll admit, my gut reaction was skepticism. what is this clinical looking white and grey device that looks like the love child of my iPod and a 1st Gen Game boy? do you really think you're better than my 3rd floor library filled with the best (and worst) of mainstream and gay *cough* literature? do you really think you'll ever take the place, in my heart, of a real book? then i turned it on.

this thing is frickin' cool. it's lightweight, easy to use, easy to read, has stunning graphics and is amazingly versatile. it's not just a book on a screen, people. you can change the size of the font or turn almost any book into an audio book (there are built in speakers and a headphone jack). as you read the book, you can scroll through and make notes, highlight passages, save screens, look words up in the built in dictionary; and since it's, basically, a big-ass cell phone, you have limited web access so you can hit things up on wikipedia or google. further, when you finish a book you can buy one (or a newspaper or magazine, if you're into those sort of things) and DL it in, like, 30 seconds right from Amazon*. also, you can e-mail certain documents (.DOC, .TXT, certain PDFs, etc) directly to your Kindle's dedicated e-mail address**!
so far, the only downside i've found is the availability of books. granted, my taste in books does not fall under the umbrella of mainstream fiction (Amazon calls iLGBT fiction "genre fiction"), but right now there's only a handful of books by "my authors" that are available and the usual glut of LGBT "erotica" in all it's many flavors (erotic superhero fiction? erotic vampire fiction? erotic postal worker fiction?), but you can tell Amazon which books you'd like to see available for the Kindle, so i'm assuming that, like movies on DVD, eventually almost everything*** will be available.

in short, i'm really quite pleased with the Kindle. while it will never take the place of "real" books in my heart, i tend to think of it like Pinocchio or Cylon 8: cute and fun with the potential to be incredibly endearing (though not quite the "real thing").

*they tout the "try it free" feature, where you can DL just the 1st chapter and read it, but (honestly) i need more than just 10 pages to figure out if i'm going to like an author.
** i found a Zelda players guide and sent it right to the Kindle and was able to cheat while riding the bus!
*** i was most excited when i thought i could get the entire Harry Potter series but found out that JK Rowlings is vehemently anti-digibook.

I Can Stop Whenever I Want To (I Just Don't Want To...) Pt. 2

i bought it and it's non-returnable.

Friday, August 07, 2009

Test Day: Defender




Your Defense Mechanism is Humor



When life gets you down, you just have to laugh. And that's a very healthy reaction.

It's not that you don't take your problems seriously. You do. You just don't let them control you.



You are able to make the best of things, even when things look very, very bleak.

Some people may consider your sense of humor to be dark, but it has served you well!

Monday, August 03, 2009

I Can Stop Whenever I Want To (I Just Don't Want To...)

yeah...i have a "bag problem". what of it?
this is where i'll be, if i don't respond to your e-mails...
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