"Do you hear that sound? That's your yarn...it's crying"~ Magenta Sequins

Friday, November 14, 2008

Work Me Goddammit III: Conversation of the Day

K___y: did you have balloons at your party?
CawfeeGuy: no...i wanted them but stephen said they were too childish. *shrug* whatever.
K: Oh...well i had them at my party....but i think i bought the wrong ones.
CG: what do you mean?
K: well, no matter how much i blew them up...and i blew them till they almost popped, they wouldn't float; they just stayed on the floor.
CG: uh...
K: i thought i tied them with the wrong string...but my friend and i figured out i just bought the wrong kind of balloons.

"... you should have tried to convivnce them they were blowing the wrong kind of air"~ Bri the Pie Guy (via Twitter)

5 comments:

ryan charisma said...

you're making this up.

CawfeeGuy said...

ryan charisma, i shit you NOT. you cannot make this up.

N'il said...

Seriously? Seriously. Is this person 5? Oh. My. God.

Thomas said...

I thought everyone love balloons.
*saddened by the existence of a balloonist*

travelling, but not in love said...

God. In. Heaven.

How stupid do these people have to be?

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