Thursday Morning Cop Out Post

1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?
Absolutely. but there are only, like, three people alive i wouldn't have sex with.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
anytime after my 1st coffee infusion.

3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
i don't think so...i've had to pull over to take a leak, several times, but never to puke.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
*sigh* i'm usually paid to keep them on.

5. Shower or bath while having sex?
i always thought shower sex would be fun, till i realized that only one person can stand under the hot water while the other person gets really cold and/or almost drowns...after that, i prefer nookie on dry land.

6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
i prefer passive aggressive people in bed.

7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
i love them all in their own special way!

8. Love or Money?
love. money is too easy to get and even easier to loose.

9. Credit cards or cash?
Cash. i've done the credit thing and still get plagued by those phantoms.

10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
i've never not had at least one best friend. i'm lucky that way.

11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
i'd take a 3 star hotel over camping any day of the week.

12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
the fitting room at Herman's World of Sports.

13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
remember when i said i look like a platypus? imagine that shaved. **shudder**

14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no actually i haven't. i've seen go go boys who strip but i don't think they count...or can count...i did have the misfortune of attending my brother's bachelor party where they featured an egg launching lady of the evening....

15. Ever been to a bar?
c'mon.

16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
no...i usually fade into the woodwork behind the plants...

17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
no...despite the several times i was seriously blitzed, i was able to maintain my own motor coordination.

18. Had sex in a movie theater?
yes.

19. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

20. Have you ever had sex at work?
yes, with a customer, during my retail queen stage, in the fitting room.

21. Ever been to an adult store?
yes.

22. Bought something from an adult store?
yes.

23. Have you been caught having sex ?
sure.

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
i'm sure they're still out there somewhere...

25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
No...i usually don't talk during sex, so that's never been an issue...though, truthfully, there's only a handful of guys whose names i actually knew.

blatantly stolen from Traveling But Not in Love, whose original post is way funnier than mine and whom i hope is feeling better soon.