Where Everybody Knows Your Extension Pt. 2: Best Quote of the Evening

Ultra-Sassy Female Co-Worker (to Sweet but Painfully Dull Supervisor): aw, D--e, you're sweet; i like talking to you as if you were somebody.
SPDS: but i am somebody!
USFCW: sure you are (pats his shoulder)

i laughed so hard that Pinot Grigio almost came outta my nose.