CawfeeGuy: 5 Shot Venti Skim Caramel Latte', please.
StarbucksGuy: sure thing.
CawfeeGuy pays and stands, waiting for drink
StarbucksGuy: hey...since i'm already pulling six shots, do you want six in your drink?
CawfeeGuy: um, yeah...sure.
StarbucksGuy: great...here you go.
CawfeeGuy: Thanks!
interior: an office in Downtown Brooklyn, 11:47 am
CawfeeGuy: (via e-mail) i need something to do...i'm kinda bouncing of the walls here....maybe i'll take a walk...Fabulously Sarcastic Co-Worker: IM SHOCKED.. WHERE U GOING IF U LEAVE UR DESK.. THIS IS A RECORD DAY
CawfeeGuy: i dunno...maybe back to Starbucks?
FSCW: WORD?
CawfeeGuy: Actually, scratch that…i’m WAY to caffeinated for another starbucks run...i feel like i did an 8 ball
FSCW: lol… the fact that u wanna walk iz killin me.lol
(phone rings)
CawfeeGuy: ____ ______ this is David speaking, how can i help you?
FSCW: just there right.. u even sound happy to be at work.
yup...6 shots? bad idea. i think i found my limit.
6 comments:
Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz.... bounce bounce bounce....
happy to be at work?
why that's, un-American.
Are you voting McCain too?
no Huckabee. i'll meet you at the local Gay/Lesbian/Tranny/Comunist Concentration Camp after he wins.
6 Shots? Are you kidding me? If six is over the limit, what is the norm? I am picturing the tazmainian devi.
I dunno though - maybe you should do 6 a day if it has such a profound affect on you, but then it's 7, 8, and so on! ;)
I find that if I'm getting the caffeine shakes a good slug of gin counters it.
And it takes the edge off of an otherwise dull existence.
Mother's ruin - it's the way forwards. hic.
ONce you get to be MY AGE, you'll see that there are fewer vices left to you in life. Caffeine kicks my arse good. Along with alcohol and late nights. What's left to do?
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