Call Him Irresponsible

can you think of a better e-mail to open, on crappy tuesday, than this:


To: CawfeeGuy@work
from: DJJohnMichael@home
Re: Mikey Bubbles

Ok, so apparently Michael Buble has been having an alleged affair with some chick that no one cares about and she took 'incriminating photos' of him and Im DYING to find them...
All I found is this one so far and now I REALLY wanna find the others....

::faints...drooling::...


and by "others" he means "more revealing.

and by "more revealing" i mean "dick shots".

i wait with bated breath.