I Love Text Messaging Pt. 2

me: MS wants to know how much you paid for Grover Rufus
Stephen: $xxxx.xx
me: WHAT?!?
Stephen: x x x x
me: **passes out**
Stephen: take good care of him

four digits.
nothing that little should cost four digits, except for jewelry.
i've never owned anything that was worth four-fucking-digits that didn't require an oil change every...so often.

"Remind Grover Rufus everyday how much he cost. It's never too early for guilt & it'll help in the housetraining."~Cinnamon Jenkins