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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Inter-Facial Marriage

So, as of last night, i am down 18 lbs, in 12 weeks. my pre-stephen/"slut jeans" fit again and i had to go out and by new pants (they're not as tight as the aforementioned "slut jeans", but they still make my ass look fabulous) and a couple of smaller shirts for work. all my rings fit and i can honestly say that i like looking in the mirror, again. that having been said...

i was sitting at my desk this morning, sipping my vanilla latte and going through my friends' blogs, when i came across this post by Nil. if you don't have the patience to read her take on the article, i'll break it down: what's the deal with hot people marrying/fucking the un-hot? naturally it got me thinking about my own relationship. am i the hot one?

HELL NO.

i'm "cute", at best and the only thing i have on my side is my youth. stephen is much more attractive than i. he's got these wonderfully broad shoulders, a nice solid hairy chest, a sweet ass and killer legs. he's classically handsome to boot, with indescribably gorgeous hazel eyes that change color at the drop of a hat, a beautiful mouth and the cutest nose you've ever seen. the total package is capped off with the world's sexiest shaved head. the best part, though is that this incredibly gorgeous man has no idea how truly attractive he is. he's completely oblivious to the fact that girls and guys check him out whenever we're out at the mall. he also takes it a step further by insisting that i'm more attractive than he.

that makes him way hotter (even if he is a bit blind).

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye"~ Miss Piggy

4 comments:

Confessions.of.a.NYC.Lezie said...

he is a cutie!!!

The funny thing is, I came across the article and I was going to write something on it today. I don't know why I didn't, but now that it is a hot topic, i'll def. write it.

Pissed Off said...

so what method of dieting are you doing for the weight loss? what have you found to be best.... i could use to drop 20 lbs!!! you doing the weight watchers thing? i know it works, i have done it before but if so, are you exercising with it?

CawfeeGuy said...

Weight Watchers all the WAY and NO i detest exercise in all its veiled and myriad forms. i am a couch potato whose only form of exercise is walking to the printer at work.

Breenlantern said...

Congrats on the weight loss. I know how exciting it is. Unfortunately for me, I have to exercise AND diet, only the combination works for me, although I'm a couch potato at heart, the joy of the results outweighs the pain of the process for me. Keep up the great work. And I, too, am lucky enough to have a man that thinks I'm attractive....I stopped questioning why a long time ago...just grateful to let him be wrong. LOL

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