last night, stephen and i visited a wonderful lesbian couple on Long Island. over dinner, we got to discussing yoga. both of the ladies agreed how much they enjoyed practicing yoga; after they finish, they "always feel great"; both "energized" and "centered". this is not the 1st time i've heard people tell me how wonderful and charged they feel post-yoga.are they fucking kidding me?
we just finished another yoga session and i feel like i wanna die. my legs hurt, my arms hurt, my wrists hurt, my butt-cheeks hurt, hell even my ear hurts. i've got agita (that's heartburn for you non-italians) like you would not believe (we have got to stop eating before we exercise) and i'm schvitzing like a pudding at a picnic.
clearly, someone is doing something wrong.
either i'm practicing the wrong kinda yoga or these people are spiking their water bottles with Ecstasy. i'll be perfectly honest, i don't even know what "centered" even means.
i do know that "energetic" is the furthest thing from what i'm feeling.
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