Ball gags and zip masks
and dildos like poodles.
Bathe me in butter
And cover me in noodles.
tight little white panties that lace up with string.
These are a few of my favorite things!
Nipple clamps, butt plugs
And hard backhanded slaps
Cockrings and tit-rings
And black assless chaps
Being trussed like a turkey and hung in a sling,
These are a few of my favorite things!
When work sucks!
When traffic’s bad!
When I’m feeling odd!
Is simply remember my favorite things
And then I get all hard!
Thank you to John, Chris and Stephen for their contribution to the writing of the lyrics while watching Another Gay Movie, last night.
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