Hey Mr. DJ Put a Record On, I Wanna Dance With My Non-Legally Recognized Life Partner Pt.2

so i found another DJ.
i checked out their website, e-mailed them and spoke to the owner.
he quoted me a very nice price for our Commitment Ceremony and said he was sending out the paperwork for our perusal in the morning. groovy.
he calls back an hour later to get more specifics:


DJ: What exactly is a Commitment Ceremony?
Me: it's the lesbian/gay version of a wedding.
DJ: oh.
Me: will that be a problem?
DJ: no...it's just that, well, i thought it was to commit someone into an organization or something.
Me: *chuckle* no...not quite.
DJ: ok, then i'm afraid i'm going to have to charge you the Wedding price (adds $100).
Me: oh?
DJ: yeah, you're going to want somebody alot more professional for that. otherwise i would've sent someone who does, like, backyard barbecues or block parties or something. .
Me: um...ok. thanks. yours is still the best price i've heard.
DJ: i'll send you the paperwork today
Me: Great. i look forward to doing business with you.
DJ: Me too!

all of a sudden we're allowed to have a WEDDING? don't tell GW.