back in high school, i had a very good friend who was a devout carnivore. when confronted with evidence of vegetarianism, he'd usually roll his eyes and walk away. one saturday, at a party, he met a vegetarian girl. the two began a spirited discussion, during which she told him all the political reasons she was a vegetarian. during a tense moment in the conversation, someone offered him a cookie. He looked aghast and replied, "no, i can't. i object to the the way chocolate chips are treated prior to baking". he and the vegetarian girl dated for many years thereafter.
Say No to Vegetarians
"Vegetarianism is harmless enough though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness" ~Robert Hutchison, address to the British Medical Association, 1930
4 comments:
As a recovering vegetarian, I protest! At least, I think I do. I'm confused. Are we being pro- or anti-vegetarianism here?
i came across this blog hitting Next Blog (i LIVE for that Button) and found it terribly funny.
i, myself, make no judgments about vegetarians. it's the militant vegans i find ridiculous. but hey, if people are happy eating Play-Doh molded into chicken nuggets, sausage and hamburgers, i say rock on my pale and sickly friend. i'll be there to carry you to the ER.
Is this story about who I think it's about?
Sorry for disappointing you, Cawfeeguy! I do LOVE Wicked though and have written about it more than once!!
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