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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

the "Sanctity of Marriage"

According to NBC, a couple have just been married in Bismarck, North Dakota, with their family friend, Henrietta, a chicken, as their bridesmaid.
A fucking chicken .
According to reports, the couple were Terry Morris and Renee Biwer.
The chicken was originally Terry's pet. He had kept her for 12 years.
He says that he didn't tell his girlfriend about Henrietta at first because he thought she would think he was crazy. Today Henrietta accompanies the couple like a member of the family including staying with them in hotel rooms.


but President Bush is afraid what the crazy fags and lezzies will do if we're allowed to get married, right?

read the full article.

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