Test Day: MAN! I'm a Merman, Goddammit!

You Are a Mermaid

You are a total daydreamer, and people tend to think you're flakier than you actually are. While your head is often in the clouds, you'll always come back to earth to help someone in need. Beyond being a caring person, you are also very intelligent and rational. You understand the connections of the universe better than almost anyone else.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

Test Day: Well At Least Something About Me is Thin

You Are Thin-Skinned

You are very sensitive, and quite often, too sensitive. You tend to take everything personally, and your feelings are often hurt. While it's good to be sensitive, your thin-skin is making it hard for you to cope. You need help developing a thicker skin. Life is much better when you're not constantly feeling down.

Are You Thin Skinned or Thick Skinned?

CawfeeGuy's Latest Black Hole of Time Suckage (or Somebody Needs a Creative Outlet)

make yours here.

Test Day: Remember My Name!

CawfeeGuy

Clear
Acrobatic
Wet
Flames
Elongate
Emo
Gassy
Unmanageable
Yolks

spacefem's mnemonic device generator

Conversation of the Day

CawfeeGuy: Holy crap, did you here what they found in Africa?
CawfeeMate: something about a fossil, right?
CG: Yeah! They're calling it the "missing link"! this is great!
CM: Eh. it'll be disproved before the week is over.
CG: Whattayamean?
CM: babe, they can't "prove" evolution.
CG: Why?!?
CM: the Pope would absolutely lose his shit.

i dunno if anyone else finds this nearly as funny as i do; probably not.
it's that a) CM used that phrase which is not a CM kinda phrase and b) it's the image of the pope going nuts over a 45,000,000 year old fossil and calling it evil. i've been chuckling for the last hour over it...

Marriage Is About Making Your Partner Happy

and getting a jar of this should make my husband extremely happy* (in 4 to 5 business days).



*but don't tell him; it's a surprise, along with a stick of "bacon flavored lip balm".

For Magenta Sequins (Because She Asked)

available here

CawfeeGuy is busier than a hooker during Fleet Week

ok so those of you with whom i'm friends with on Facebook may have seen yesterday's status update (referenced above). it's true though...i'm a bit overwhelmed, at work, lately due to cutbacks and power shifts.

that having been said, i'll only be posting sporadically for a while, till things calm down or power shifts back. feel free to e-mail me or hit me up on Facebook.